Taller Dog: Listen

I wrote this as fast as it took you to hear it for the first time. Guess how?
Other than the obvious, I had the "Johnny" in my hands for the first time. The Johnny ... and poison ivy...
The song made my day, whether anyone else liked it or not.
Turns out there are a million OK, maybe I'm exaggerating), but many more verses have come up, by me, and by others. It's just so easy! If you are curious, email me. i'll give you a couple more. But the deal is... you have to give one back, just for fun!

poison ivy in the backyard
poison ivy in the backyard
poison ivy in the backyard
gotta get it outa there

Big old dead tree in the front yard
Big old dead tree in the front yard
Big old dead tree in the front yard
gotta get it outa there

I need a husband for the back yard
I need a husband for the front yard
I need a husband and a wife

weep like a willow
weep like a willow
weep like a willow